101 Ways to Get Kicked out of Wal-Mart -- FMA Style! (41)

1 Name: WolfyDemonic : 2008-02-28 01:34 ID:F2LbdH3w [Del]

Muwahhahaha. Basically, we list ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart--only that each way to get kicked out has to do with Fullmetal Alchemist. ^^

For example:

  1. Run around clapping your hands and changing all of Wal-Mart's price tags to ridiculously low prices.

And that's the first one. We'll keep going until we hit 101, and then we'll vote on the funniest one. And then we start over. Unless this thread dies beforehand. D:

Votes based on nominations, mainly...'kay, let's start. :3

2 Name: Samek : 2008-02-28 01:38 ID:+TLm6X7C [Del]

Going to the deodorant section and snapping our fingers.

3 Name: Samek : 2008-02-28 01:49 ID:+TLm6X7C [Del]

(mustang style)

4 Name: Pride Hater : 2008-02-28 23:22 ID:kJsdSrSx [Del]

okay um...going around making giant statues of urself replacing items in the store (alex luis armstrong)

5 Name: Pride Hater : 2008-02-28 23:23 ID:kJsdSrSx [Del]

or clappin ur hands turning everything into fma stuff ^__^ but that would be good lol

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7 Name: MC : 2008-02-29 16:31 ID:WQG3+8v+ [Del]

Stealing stuff by filling up Al's suit of armor. ^_^ Man u could steal so much stuff! lol

8 Name: Your Guardian Angel : 2008-02-29 18:33 ID:qCD1P8EL [Del]

[[but you'd hear it all when he walked xP]]

scream i'm not short and attempt to spin in circles with the person in your hand. [[that'd be hard if you were little (like edo xD) against some bg guy. 0.o]]

9 Name: Anime Girl : 2008-03-01 11:30 ID:ffab2f8l [Del]

give all the employees mean nicknames
i went to wall mart and called someone mr cheeseburgerman because he was fat and almost got kicked out! TRUE STORY!!

10 Name: moogle : 2008-03-01 11:34 ID:puS03sIz [Del]

do a stunt like improv everywear and dress like the employes. but to make it FMA, everyone come in as ed

11 Name: Pride Hater : 2008-03-01 21:10 ID:kJsdSrSx [Del]

its not nice to make fun of overweight people! they could have a eating disorder or maybe nobody ever helped them! how would u like it if ur mom was mentaly disabled and obesed(and if she is) and everyone called her fat ass retard, or the fat as fuk retarded ugly bitch that nobody likes? would u like it? no, so stop bieng an ass hole and just let people live! even if they are rude to u!

12 Name: moogle : 2008-03-01 22:14 ID:puS03sIz [Del]

ppl always blam the obese ppl for being fat. true, it might be there fault, but the ppl there around are just at fault for letting them get so fat and feeding them hamburgers and candy and what not.

13 Name: Samek : 2008-03-02 02:54 ID:gCMMP2Mr [Del]

Thats very true. I worked hard to get my sexy body, lol.

14 Name: Samek : 2008-03-02 02:55 ID:gCMMP2Mr [Del]

Oh, and hows about ripping off your shirt and flexing your muscles in the middle of the store. Sadly most of us are girls soo..

15 Name: Anime Girl : 2008-03-02 10:50 ID:ffab2f8l [Del]

oh how bout imitating vic mignona with a megaphone!!!!!!!!!!!!

16 Name: moogle : 2008-03-02 11:22 ID:puS03sIz [Del]

in ontario, its legal for women to go topless in public. personally, moogle doesn't really care who goes topless. sept for those guys with massive guts, harry chests and are all wrinkly, only sex pl should go topless, not old men!!! yuck!

17 Name: Anime Girl : 2008-03-02 16:18 ID:ffab2f8l [Del]

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

18 Name: moogle : 2008-03-02 17:02 ID:puS03sIz [Del]

yup! old harry men should at LEAST were some wife beaters, or a shirt, purferably a big one that coveres everything

19 Name: Pride Hater : 2008-03-02 22:12 ID:kJsdSrSx [Del]

lol....its legal? really?....strange huh?

20 Name: Samek : 2008-03-03 02:06 ID:gCMMP2Mr [Del]

Women? Topless? Thats just not happening 4 me.

21 Name: moogle : 2008-03-04 21:13 ID:puS03sIz [Del]

not really strange when you think about it. why should women have to cover there chests. its only because we have been tought to think that way, so we thinkk its gross butmany other cultures don't descrimnate from it

22 Name: Samek : 2008-03-05 03:22 ID:BqGJvQxH [Del]

Quite right Quite right. But dont get any ideas, imma not gonna start walking around without a top.

23 Name: Anime Girl : 2008-03-06 18:59 ID:ffab2f8l [Del]

ohohoh iknowiknow
howboutoverwhelmingthecashieraskingthemquestionzbasedonepisodesandactualtrivia!!! (E.G. What did vic mignona use to imitate a swollen jaw?) THATWOULDBEGODDAMNEDHILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!

24 Name: MC : 2008-03-06 21:27 ID:WQG3+8v+ [Del]

0.0 girl it's called aderol.

25 Name: moogle : 2008-03-06 23:38 ID:puS03sIz [Del]

moogle could not read that al all

26 Name: Pride Hater : 2008-03-09 19:01 ID:VZTkCEUq [Del]

lol that would be good! they probby couldnt answer a single thing!.....he used a doughnut right??? jelly?

27 Name: moogle : 2008-03-09 21:03 ID:puS03sIz [Del]

ya, said it tasted horrrible and soggy

28 Name: Pride Hater : 2008-03-09 21:40 ID:QS3xuOFV [Del]

and that he hasnt eatin a dough nut since! lol i doubt it! i actualy like timbits....and THE ONE DOUGHNUT I LIKE OUT OF ALL OF THEM! IS THE JELLY DOUGH NUT!!!!!! NO JOKE IT KIKS ASS!

29 Name: Samek : 2008-03-11 06:07 ID:35VBtELB [Del]

I like donuts. I like chocolate. Truth be told, I'm a sweet addict, and proud.

30 Name: juls-times-2 : 2008-03-11 08:24 ID:rnzj7tTh [Del]

Yeah, me too! I love candy! I just got a lot of it too! I'm gonna be reeeally hyper in class tomorrow. :3

31 Name: Pride Hater : 2008-03-11 18:07 ID:kJsdSrSx [Del]

i dont like it to much...i dont need the calories....IM FAT! AND IM NOT ONE OF THOSE ANOREXIC SKINNY GIRLS THAT ARE LIKE SUPER THIN AND SAY THAT THEY ARE FAT! IM LIKE OPRAH FAT!!!!!! ITS SCARY! BUT ITS ONLY BECAUSE ITS WINTER! AND.....I BIKE AND DO STUFF IN THE SUMMER! YEAH....

32 Name: MC : 2008-03-11 19:03 ID:WQG3+8v+ [Del]

heh, it must suck worrying about ur weight all the time. I got a fast metabalism and I'm thin so I don't really care what I eat, I never get fat. But my friend Jade, she's a LITTLE chubby but its like cute u know. But her mom calls her fat and says she needs to lose weight and it really hurts her... >.> her mom's a bitch anyways most of the time. And she's bipolor. Tell MY friend fat >.>

33 Name: Anime Girl : 2008-03-13 20:02 ID:ffab2f8l [Del]

I personally hate doughnuts for that reason but my grammy keeps bringin them every time she visits. IT FRIGGING KILLS ME!!!!!!!!!!

34 Name: Your Guardian Angel : 2008-03-14 19:24 ID:qCD1P8EL [Del]

i like me some jelleh donuts :D

cough

no ones fat no ones skinny cuz theres always someone/thing bigger or smaller so dont complain about your weight.

35 Name: Yuki's Creator ^.^ : 2008-04-10 14:47 ID:dKAKlovi [Del]

HEY! what happened to the ways to get kicked out? Run out of ideas?

36 Name: Bri Bri <3 : 2008-04-10 14:49 ID:z8y7ctJQ [Del]

WHO CHU BEH!? I RUN DIS PLACE YA HER MEH!!!?

lawl, jking :]

37 Name: akatsuki591 : 2008-04-10 18:06 ID:1tgm+iGQ [Del]

you could go around rippping ur shirt off infront of people (-_- idk why i had to be the one to say that)

38 Name: akatsuki591 : 2008-04-10 18:06 ID:1tgm+iGQ [Del]

you could go around rippping ur shirt off infront of people (-_- idk why i had to be the one to say that)

39 Name: Anime Girl : 2008-04-10 19:06 ID:ffab2f8l [Del]

how bout asking over and over again do you like to cosplay

40 Name: Samek : 2008-04-13 02:49 ID:1MYfuT4f [Del]

I hate coplay. Ick :P

41 Name: Anime Girl : 2008-04-17 18:53 ID:ffab2f8l [Del]

me too its just fun pisssing people off

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